Posts Tagged ‘Catholic Church’
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On My Blog Today… “I Hope My Neighbors Don’t Read This”….. Reading time is 2.6 minutes. Please check it out here!
Early Mass Is So Early….
The incense they burn is to mask the smell of morning breath.
There’s a bar of soap at the Holy Water stand.
You can smell the hosts coming out of the oven.
The Holy Chalice has toothbrushes in it.
Father Mario’s in a Snuggie.
I’ve posted a new comic on my blog about meaningfullessness… and soup. Reading Time is only 26 seconds, so please take a look here!
Where there’s a bleeding heart, there’s a bleeding lung not too far away.
Other Names of Roman Catholic churches I could’ve used for that line:
St. Mary of The Festering Blisters
St. Mary of The Hysterical Pregnancies
Mother Mary of Whiplash and Internal Bleeding
SAINT Francis Of The Acid Reflux
St. Mary of The Blunt Object On The Head
St. Mary Of The Holy Spirit Who Knocked Her Up
Church Of Holy Mother Of The Intensive Care Unit
In a Catholic Elementary school in Toronto, I once saw inside a display case a model of a passenger airplane with the Virgin Mary perched above it, and the words “Mother Mary of The Airways”. This one I’m not making up.